Underwrote a relocation firm's interest letter as if it were occupancy. It cost me $6,800.
This is a deal I didn't close, and the money went out anyway.
I've been working toward a first purchase for a while and got further than usual on a four-unit near a hospital and two office parks. The plan was three units plain and one furnished corporate, and the seller's broker introduced me to a relocation management company that places people in that submarket. I got a letter from them. It said they'd anticipate placing 6 to 9 assignments annually in a unit of that quality at rates in the $2,800 to $3,200 range, subject to vendor approval and availability.
I read that as a demand letter. My underwriting used $2,900 at 75% furnished occupancy on the one unit, which is what got the deal from a 6.1 to a 6.9 on my numbers and got me comfortable with the price.
What I spent before it died: $1,900 on inspection and a sewer scope, $650 on an appraisal deposit, $2,400 to a real estate attorney for review and an entity setup, and $1,850 non-refundable on a furniture order I placed early because there was an eight-week lead time on the sectional and I wanted the unit ready at closing.
It died because I finally asked the relocation firm's vendor manager two direct questions in writing. First, does the letter commit anything. No. Second, what does approval require. A minimum of two years operating furnished inventory, a 24-hour contact, and rates set from their rate card, which was $2,450 to $2,600 for that unit type, not $2,900. At $2,500 and a realistic first-year occupancy of maybe 40% while I sat in the approval queue, the deal was a 5.4 and I walked at day 21.
What I'd do differently: I'd send the two direct questions before spending a dollar. The letter cost them nothing to write and it was accurate on its own terms. I was the one who turned "anticipate" into an occupancy assumption. And I'd never order furniture before closing again, no matter what the lead time is.