Payoff came in month 14 and blew up my own return model
18 acres of mixed hardwood in a county where the year round population is under 9,000. Seller was an out of state heir who had never seen it and had been paying $190 a year in taxes since 2011. I paid $14,000 cash, all in at $15,900 with closing, deed prep and a boundary survey.
Sold it on terms. Price $38,500, down $3,500, 9% over 120 months, payment $444. My whole model was 120 months of $444 with a payoff sometime around year 4. Buyer instead put in a driveway and a well, walked into a local credit union with an appraisal, and refinanced in month 14. Payoff came in at $33,600.
So: $3,500 down, 14 payments of $444 ($6,216), payoff $33,600. Call it $43,300 back on $15,900 out over 14 months.
The part that nearly killed it was access. Deeded easement across a neighbor's hayfield, 20 feet wide, described by a 1958 metes and bounds call that did not follow the two track everybody actually drove. I paid $1,450 for a survey and $1,200 for a corrective easement the neighbor was willing to sign because he wanted the gate moved anyway. If he had said no I own a landlocked parcel and my $14,000 is a lesson.
What I keep: survey before I list, not after a buyer's lender asks. And I price terms off what the monthly payment feels like to a guy who wants a deer camp, then check that the total price still holds up if he pays cash in year two.