The night auditor told me more about the deal than the broker did
This started because my flight got moved and I ended up at a full service hotel near a convention center at one in the morning with nothing to do.
I'd been reading about hotel funds for a few weeks, mostly because someone in another thread here mentioned that hospitality was pulling institutional money as part of a rotation toward yield, and I wanted to understand what people were actually buying. I had a folder of PDFs and no feel for it at all.
So I'm at the desk asking for a late checkout and the night auditor is running his reports, and I ask him a genuinely dumb question, which is what he's doing. And he shows me. He's closing the day. Room revenue, food and beverage, parking, the meeting rooms, a banquet that ran over. He said the banquet is where the money was that night and the rooms were soft because the big group in town blocked eighty rooms and only used sixty and released them too late to resell.
Then he said the thing that reframed it for me. He said this hotel makes money three ways and only one of them is beds. If the ballroom is dark on a Tuesday nobody notices for a month and then the year is gone.
I asked what happened during the slow stretch a few years back. He said they went down to one restaurant, closed the second floor, and it took two years to get the staff back, and the ones who came back came back at higher pay. He'd been there eleven years and had watched the building sell twice.
Walking back to my room I realized my folder of PDFs had a lot about markets and segments and almost nothing about the fact that this is a business with a payroll that reprices itself. The broker material for that kind of asset talks about RevPAR growth. The guy closing the day talks about eighty rooms released too late.
I'm still not buying anything. I'm just not reading those PDFs the same way.