Sold the 3.1M lake house in week nine because of the furniture
Closed last Friday on a dated 1990s lake property. Bought at 2.28M off a probate situation, put 520k into it, sold at 3.19M. Net after commissions, carry, and closing was a bit over 210k for me. Fourteen months from key to key.
The part I'd keep: I staged it fully furnished and priced the furniture into the list. Cost me 41k in rental and delivery over the hold. First two showings at the empty stage got nothing. The agent kept saying the buyer at this level can't picture it, they need to walk into a finished life. I thought that was agent talk until we restaged and had an offer in eleven days.
The part that nearly broke it: my carry was 24k a month all in, and I had budgeted eleven months total. I went fourteen. That's roughly 72k I did not plan for, and it came out of the profit line, not out of some reserve I was clever enough to have set aside. If I had gone to month twenty I would have been at breakeven and getting nervous calls.
Also the windows. Original aluminum frames, 38 openings, and the quote I used to underwrite was from a guy who never measured. Real number was 94k against my 61k allowance. Nobody buys a 3M house with fogged glass so there was no version where I skipped it.
For anyone new reading this: the profit looks big and it is real, but it is nine months of my money sitting still and one bad market quarter from being nothing.