Nine QOF offering documents, one checklist, two funds left standing
I've had a $145k gain sitting from a business sale since the spring and no strong opinion about where it should go. I ended up building a one page checklist and running every fund deck and private placement memorandum I could get through it. Nine funds. Two survived. I wired into one of them in August and the first reporting package showed up last month, so I'm calling this finished enough to write about.
For anyone new, a private placement memorandum, PPM, is the long disclosure document a fund gives you before you invest. It's where the risks and the fees actually live, as opposed to the deck, which is where the pictures live.
The checklist, in the order I asked:
- What are the assets today, not the target. Three funds couldn't name a single closed property. One of those had a glossy rendering on page two.
- Who bears the cost of the fund's compliance and reporting. New reporting requirements came with the 2025 law and somebody pays for them. Two funds pushed it entirely to investors as an expense with no cap.
- Fees on committed capital or on invested capital. Two funds charged an annual fee on committed capital from the day of subscription, so I'd be paying on money sitting in a bank account.
- What happens on a capital call I decline.
- Closing calendar versus my own deadline.
- Sponsor money in the deal, in dollars, not percent.
The two survivors were both multi-asset. I picked the one where the sponsor had $2.1m of their own cash in, against a $46m fund, and where the reporting cost was capped at 15 basis points a year.
What nearly broke it: I almost skipped step three because the fee table looked normal. The difference between fees on committed and fees on invested was about $9,700 over the first two years on my number. That's not fatal, it's just money I'd have handed over for nothing.
I don't know yet if the projects work. That's a 2030 conversation. What I know is I understand what I bought.