Would you actually live in the thing while you're rehabbing it
My broker said something to me on Tuesday that I cannot stop turning over. He said the cleanest house hack BRRRR he has seen lately was a two-family in Dorchester, guy lived in one unit for fourteen months, pulled a cash-out refi when the ARV came in at 610, walked out with almost all his acquisition and rehab capital, kept the rental unit at 2,200 a month, and then did it again in Hyde Park. And I sat there nodding like that sounded reasonable. Then I drove home and actually thought about living through a gut rehab for over a year in a property where the other unit is occupied and the person occupying it is watching everything you do. That is not a timeline problem, that is a tolerance problem, and I do not know if I have it. The numbers on a two-family in that corridor right now are not crazy, I have run West Roxbury capes at 70 percent ARV until my eyes cross and nothing pencils, but Dorchester is different, the comps are tighter and the rents are real. The part that bothers me is the seasoning. If you buy, move in, rehab over twelve to fourteen months, and then refi, you are probably inside whatever seasoning window a conventional lender wants, but you are doing it while trying to document an owner-occupant situation that starts looking like an investment property the minute you pull permits on a unit you are not sleeping in. I asked him how the guy handled that with the lender and he got a little vague. So I do not actually know if the structure worked because it was clean or because nobody looked too hard. That distinction matters a lot to me before I try to copy it.