Finished this one 11 days ago and I want to write down what actually happened while I still remember the order of it. House: 1,320 square foot three bed on a slab, 1991, inner rin…
Just started, so I'm probably about to get corrected, but I've been running numbers on published notices as practice deals and the pattern is ugly. Take one: ARV around 320k after…
Called two funders about a $150k first leg. One says 2% of the funded amount with a $2,500 minimum. The other says flat $3,000 plus a $495 doc fee and I wire their fee back with t…
Sitting on a file that's supposed to close Friday and the two halves of it don't want to speak to each other. My client's deal: 148,000 buy, 176,000 resell, end buyer with a local…
Working out what a first parking deal actually costs to run and the payment system is the line I can't pin down. Small lot, 40 spaces, mix of hourly daytime and a handful of month…
46 lots, one entrance, and my engineer can plat it as one phase or split it into two of 23. Two phase costs me about $60k more in total because some of the mass grading and the er…
Finishing my licensing coursework and the plan is to buy something ugly, live in it for the two years, and sell it myself to skip the listing side of the commission. On a 400k res…
Run a service business, five years in, and I've spent those five years inside other people's renovations without ever owning one. Now there's a 1960s split level near my kids' sch…
Cosmetic gut on a 1,450 square foot ranch wrapped last week, photos are shot Friday. My agent wants to post it as coming soon for six days before showings start so the first weeke…
Everything I read about probate is houses with 30 years of stuff inside and a dumpster. I do land. So two things. What does a small campaign actually cost per month to run properl…
Rural county, the whole county has maybe 9,000 people. I got a call back from a letter I sent to a woman who inherited her uncle's place. Three bedroom farmhouse, 1,900 feet, on 4…
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A friend was listing her mother's house and had a work thing she couldn't move, so she asked me to let the photographer in and stay out of the way. I did not stay out of the way.…
I've got a piece of a hospitality deal, small, and the sponsor sent a mid-year letter that's forced a question I didn't expect to be arguing about. The asset is a 132 key select s…
I do underwriting for other people and I've been asked to look at prospecting vendors for the first time, which is a different shape of problem than a rent roll. The two vendors b…
Two offering memos for roughly the same thing crossed my desk this month, a mid-sized industrial shell in a secondary market, and they put construction risk in completely differen…
2.4 acre lot in a first ring suburb, I've been holding it four years waiting on a sewer extension. Somebody has been using the back of it as a dump. Last count from my walk: 41 ti…
I'm looking at putting working capital into a trash-out and preservation crew and the shape of the risk is unfamiliar to me, so I'd like the holes poked in it. Numbers as presente…
Small 2-unit, bank-owned, bought at 148k in a market where similar duplexes were trading around 205k. My plan was 30k of work, refinance, hold it. I've got three small multifamily…
I read closing documents for a living and I've somehow never had to learn the vocabulary on the distressed side, so I'm asking the dumb one. REO gets used constantly and I've seen…
I've owned raw ground and a couple of long-hold rentals for years, so this is new territory for me. An operator I've known through a local owners' group asked me to fund the equit…